Diller, Phyllis
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Diller, Phyllis
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Diller, Phyllis
Humor
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Diller, Phyllis
Marriage
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Diller, Phyllis
Housework
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Diller, Phyllis
Children
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Diller, Phyllis
Anger
I ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Diller, Phyllis
Words