Peter, Laurence J.
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Peter, Laurence J.
Peter, Laurence J.
Democracy
Men now monopolize the upper levels depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
Peter, Laurence J.
Feminism
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
Peter, Laurence J.
Experts
You can always tell a real friend; when you ve made a fool of yourself he doesn t feel you ve done a permanent job.
Peter, Laurence J.
Friends and Friendship
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Peter, Laurence J.
Intelligence and Intellectuals
When I want your opinion I ll give it to you.
Peter, Laurence J.
Opinions
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings.
Peter, Laurence J.
Psychiatry
Don t believe in miracles -- depend on them.
Peter, Laurence J.
Miracles
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Peter, Laurence J.
Power
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
Peter, Laurence J.
Politicians and Politics
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
Peter, Laurence J.
Problems
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Peter, Laurence J.
Originality
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Peter, Laurence J.
Prejudice
If at first you don t succeed, lie, lie again.
Peter, Laurence J.
Success
Reality is for people who can t face drugs.
Peter, Laurence J.
Reality
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Peter, Laurence J.
Advertising
Man cannot live by incompetence alone.
Peter, Laurence J.
Ability
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Peter, Laurence J.
Education
Don t knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
Peter, Laurence J.
Wealth
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