Burns, George
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Burns, George
1896-1996 American Comedy Actor
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Burns, George
Family
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Burns, George
Government
You ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you ve got it made.
Burns, George
Honesty
If it s a good script I ll do it. And if it s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I ll do it.
Burns, George
Hollywood
I d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Burns, George
Passion
Life s but a day at most.
Burns, George
Life and Living
Look to the future, because that is where you ll spend the rest of your life.
Burns, George
Life and Living
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Burns, George
Learning
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Burns, George
Retirement
It s good to be here. At 98, it s good to be anywhere.
Burns, George
Age and Aging
It s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Burns, George
Change
You can t help getting older, but you don t have to get old.
Burns, George
Age and Aging
How can I die? I m booked.
Burns, George
Age and Aging
By the time you re eighty years old you ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Burns, George
Age and Aging

