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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Burns, George
Family

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Burns, George
Government

You ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you ve got it made.
Burns, George
Honesty

If it s a good script I ll do it. And if it s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I ll do it.
Burns, George
Hollywood

I d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Burns, George
Passion

Life s but a day at most.
Burns, George
Life and Living

Look to the future, because that is where you ll spend the rest of your life.
Burns, George
Life and Living

Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Burns, George
Learning

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Burns, George
Retirement

It s good to be here. At 98, it s good to be anywhere.
Burns, George
Age and Aging

It s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Burns, George
Change

You can t help getting older, but you don t have to get old.
Burns, George
Age and Aging

How can I die? I m booked.
Burns, George
Age and Aging

By the time you re eighty years old you ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Burns, George
Age and Aging