Fields, W. C. quotes
1879-1946 American ActorI never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
Fields, W. C.
Elections
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
Fields, W. C.
Life and Living
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Fields, W. C.
Prejudice
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Fields, W. C.
Money
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
Fields, W. C.
Price
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
Fields, W. C.
Smile
W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. I m looking for a loop-hole, he explained.
Fields, W. C.
Bible
I never drink water. I m afraid it will become habit-forming.
Fields, W. C.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Fields, W. C.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
Fields, W. C.
Cities and City Life
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Fields, W. C.
Abstinence
You can t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Fields, W. C.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Show me a great actor and I ll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you ve seen the devil.
Fields, W. C.
Acting and Actors
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Fields, W. C.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Fields, W. C.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
Fields, W. C.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Fields, W. C.
World