Dangerfield, Rodney quotes
American Comedian ActorI saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
Dangerfield, Rodney
Confession
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Dangerfield, Rodney
Food and Eating
My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!
Dangerfield, Rodney
Marriage
My wife s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Dangerfield, Rodney
Jealousy
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Dangerfield, Rodney
Marriage
If it weren t for pickpockets, I d have no sex life at all.
Dangerfield, Rodney
Sex
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Dangerfield, Rodney
Respectability
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Dangerfield, Rodney
Children
I m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Dangerfield, Rodney
Age and Aging