Mason, Jackie quotes
American ComedianEighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Mason, Jackie
Marriage
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Mason, Jackie
Money
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?
Mason, Jackie
Self-improvement
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Mason, Jackie
Victory